Our friends at Lake Superior State University in Sault Ste. Marie, MI, (also known
as north of the outdoors) have once again come forth with what seems to be the only thing for which Lake Superior State University
is known: The annual list of words and phrases which ought to be banished from American English.
You'd Better Believe
(banished 1978) it is a World Class (1982) Wake-Up Call (2000) for anyone who remembers our language as it was spoken Back
In The Day (2008) when English was User-Friendly (1984) and the Vast Majority (1995) of us were engaged in Meaningful Dialogue
And so, Ripped From The Headlines (2004) and Supermarket-Fresh (1989) here is this year's list:
Viral, as in videos that gain instant worldwide popularity by spreading like a virus. A number of these, it should be noted,
involve human beings doing really stupid things resulting in humiliation and injury, proving that idiocy is also spreading
like a virus.
* Epic and Fail, as in "Epic Fail" when someone does something stupid and injurious in a video
that has gone viral. Epics are big books, or movies starring Charlton Heston. Fail is a verb. If you want to know why it doesn't
make sense, use the opposites rule: Have you heard anyone talking about an Epic Succeed?
* Wow Factor and A-Ha Moment,
which are more or less the same as "Superstar" - overused to the point of becoming meaningless. They're all in the
same bag -- the one marked "Mind Drool."
* Back Story. Borrowed from Hollywood, where it means "justification
for whatever objectionable thing your movie character does." In the real world, it means "before."
BFF, as in Best Friends Forever. Which is usually BS.
* Man Up. A ridiculous way to say "get tough." Especially
if you're talking to a woman.
* Refudiate. I don't care if you DO know what it is supposed to mean. It is not a real
word. Not. Real.
* Mama Grizzly. Whenever I hear this, of course, I think of one particular woman -- the one who gave
birth to Grizzly Adams.
* The American People. Evidently, politicians and commentators think we don't understand which
people they're talking about. They operate on the theory that the more times you say "American People" the more
the American people think you have their interests at heart. Unfortunately, it works.
* I'm Just Sayin', which is
(a.) obvious, or (b.) a way of excusing yourself from saying something really nasty about someone or something. Either way
it is (c.) dumb.
* Facebook or Google as verbs. To say you are going to Facebook or Google someone is like saying
you're going to Chevrolet yourself to the store. Actually, it wasn't that long ago when the announcement that you were going
to Google someone would have elicited smirks at least, and quite possibly a punch in the mouth. I have to admit that it is
kind of fun to say, however.
And that's the list. I hope this has been a Teachable Moment (banished 2010) exploring
this Unique (1978) Condition (1992). As We Speak (1993) Persons Of Interest (2006) are Pushing The Envelope (1995) of our
language with New Innovations (1990).
In Other Words (1984), we're getting really good at talking more ... and saying
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